Well, that stick belongs to this goose now. This is a daddy goose who has seen things, dark and terrible things, and he is finding comfort with the stick he has found. The park is clearly labeled as a non-smoking area, so he turned to his next option, the noble stick.
While I meant to photograph sticks on the ground, I found it hugely amusing that this goose picked up a smol stick while chomping grass and ended up carrying it around with him.
This goose has seen things, dark and terrible things. (It couldn’t have anything to do with his six children, not at all.)
If anyone wants to take that itty bitty stick from that goose, I wish them the best of luck.
He means business.
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Fun Fact: The proper name of this bird is a “Canada” goose, but the wise call them Canadian geese hoping these feathered murder machines will take mercy on their souls. 99% of all Canadian malice is held within the dark souls of these migratory birds.
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